Gimme a D... No, another one...

Given that this blog is meant to be about shenanigans in Dubai, it seems a bit daft that I'm starting it while in Dartford. Been back home for a few days to check in with my family and see which bits have dropped off of some of the older members since my last visit. Took care of a few chores around Ma and Pa's place, sank a good few pints in my beloved local and spent about £100 on shaving cream. This time tomorrow I'll be back in The Sand Pit and the tomfoolery can re-commence....